After six months of living in the Middle East, I’m heading back to the States. I’m currently in Kuwait and have only 72 hours until I touch down in the US on 30AUG. At the airport, I will immediately get a private car to race me to my house. Once in Washington, DC, I’ve only got a few [...]
Entries from July 2008
July 28, 2008
Honey, hold my man bag.
I personally hate carrying a bag. All Disco Valante needs is his credit card, chap stick, car keys and phone. However, even though I don’t personally carry bags, I can appreciate them. I can understand when people live in urban environments and don’t have cars to throw their things in, a bag maybe necessary to make it through the day.
When I lived [...]
July 22, 2008
Why do American women love guys in board shorts and hate guys in Speedos?
Historically, the beach is a place where sexuality has been expressed. It is a natural reaction to wearing next to nothing. Disco Valante has noticed a very telling trend on this thread. American women hate the overt sexuality of men in Speedos. But why? Are American women threated by a [...]
July 21, 2008
Are white boxers hot or NOT?
I have NEVER owned a pair of white cotton boxers. I just don’t know what it is about them but I possible hate them on the same level as tighty whities. I’ll give it to the guy in the photo his pair look sportier (or maybe it’s just bunched up) than traditional white cotton boxers found in [...]
July 20, 2008
Metrosexual Alert…”Hazel Eyes” is in the building
I truly believe friendship is at the core of a man’s personal style. Who we hang out with and how we treat them says so much about us as an individual.
On my blog, I constantly exploit Erik and talk about our friendship. I want to talk about my other best friend Steven, aka Hazel Eyes. [...]
July 18, 2008
Do you trim your pubes?
You’ve just purchased a sexy, new pair of underwear from Disco Valante and can’t wait to show them off on your next booty call. But when you do finally disrobe in front of your new “friend”, they cringe in disgust at the site of your unkempt caveman pube bush.
Where have you been the last few years? The [...]
July 17, 2008
Disco Valante and the Bank
Disco Valante has run into a major road block. The simpliest way to describe my problem is to say the bank won’t give me money!
After fours months of early preparation and submitting my business loan application, the guy in charge of my paperwork has to decided to renege on offering start-up funds.
Does Disco Valante have [...]
July 15, 2008
Pretty in pink
Once agian, Disco Valante must instruct the class on the color of pink and its place in fashion. I would have thought the students in my last class would have passed on the this information to rest of society but they have failed me.
After a much heated debate in my office with a victim of bad fashion, [...]
July 15, 2008
Mr. 10,000
The Disco Valante Clothing Blog has accumulated 10,000 hits in 4 months!!!
I know to some blogs this number isn’t much. However, I remember when I got 2 hits or no hits a day. When I used to get 20 hits a day I was jumping for joy. Now I’m clocking over 200 hits a day. Which again, [...]
July 13, 2008
Thou shalt not wear underwear while swimming
Swimming in your underwear is not the most stylish statement I suggest you make. I can only validate swimming in your underwear under the following conditions:
1. You attend a house party where the drunken festivities move from the living room to the pool out back.
2. You are wearing Disco Valante underwear and realize there is nothing better to show [...]
July 12, 2008
GayListDaily.com on the rise!
My friend Cooper, the owner of GayListDaily.com, has gotten some much deserved press for his new business. Disco Valante would like to extend his congratulations on the recent enourmous jump in viewership and email registration.
The people at GayListDaily.com are avid readers on my blog and I thank them for constantly encouraging me.
It has always been important that [...]
July 12, 2008
Denim man panties
I love a great pair of jeans but I’m not sure about a great pair of underwear made out of denim. All I can think about is “going commando” in a pair of jeans and having the constant irritation of denim rubbing the family jewels raw. However, I’m confident they are treated to ensure comfort [...]
July 10, 2008
Sneek peek…again.
Disco Valante is gearing up for a successful launch and sustained professional importance in the fashion world and social community.
I have posted previews of our opening collection but that was some time ago. I just wanted to refresh everyone’s memory. I will re-post this entry every month to keep our creaviteness in the mind of [...]
July 9, 2008
Metrosexual “Straight”-ish boy kills negativity
At the core of a man’s personal style is his ability to have healthy relationships. I was just thinking about my friend and the amount of support he has given me over the years.
For those who have been reading this blog, will recognize Disco Valante’s best friend, Erik (aka “Straight”-ish boy). Erik, a US Navy [...]
July 9, 2008
Chinese visa…APPROVED
Getting a Chinese visa during the summer games is like pulling teeth but Disco Valante has managed to get one. China here I come!
July 7, 2008
Who STILL wears tighty whities?
When I think of tighty whites, I think of a 8 year old boy watching Saturday morning cartoons and eating a bowl of cereal. I can’t really understand why any fashionable man would gravitate toward them! However, I have been wrong before…I think it was in 1986.
Can this choice of ultimate plainness be [...]
July 7, 2008
Disco Valante’s visits Dubai International Airport
I’m baaack! After spending approx 15 hours in the Dubai International Airport, my work in Kyrgyzstan is postponed. I never made it past my flight to Dubai. My flight connections were totally screw by Turkish Airlines.
Oh well, back to grind of my clothing label.
July 5, 2008
Disco Valante invading Kyrgyzstan
Besides building my clothing empire, I have a little job of defending freedom in all corners of the world. I will be in the country of Kyrgyzstan for a week. I’m not sure how the internet capability will be so please be patient and register you email at Disco Valante Online.
The good news [...]
July 3, 2008
Don’t forget to register!
Please register your email at Disco Valante Online to get news about the upcoming launch this fall!
July 3, 2008
China, please let me in!
Today, I went to the Chinese Embassy to work out the travel logistics of my business trip to meet the manufacturers. Apparently, unless you have an invitation to the Summer Games, you can’t get a visa to enter China. What the #@*%? How can you exclude people from conducting business just because of track and field? Very easily, I found out. [...]
July 1, 2008
Is black underwear hot or NOT?
Once you go black…you never go back! But does that sentiment apply to underwear?
Black underwear is always stylish and screams sexy! However, that’s just my expert opinion.
Since Disco Valante Clothing is prepping for the fall launch, I want to know if you find black underwear classically erotic [...]
