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Shipping Delays

Sorry for the inconvenience for shipping delays but the company that we are using is going bankrupt and their services have diminished as they relocate all of their customer’s products.  Our inventory is among that and we are being reported that we have lost part of our inventory.

What does this mean to you, the customers…there might be long delays in orders.  There is a very big backlog of orders.


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Disco Valante and Jock Muscle Partnership

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Our friends at Jock Muscle have changed their business a bit.  They have move from the world of sports supplements to SEX TOYS!!!

Jock Muscle does a wonderful job of packaging their products and website in a very cool way!

Please check out their website and buy some toys.  They are running a 20% off everything promotion!  Simply place the discount code, JMXX, in the shopping cart box.  I hope you like!

Jock Muscle…SEX, TOYS, and NASTY FUN!!!

(At this time they only ship to the US and Canada)

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Disco Valante 35% off sale


Please pass on the word of our first sale!


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100,000 and going strong!


On the eve of the Disco Valante launch, this little blog has received over 100,000 hits.  This blog that was started last March has gotten loads of attention and I have to thank everyone who has visited, commented, linked to and passed on our info to other people.  I am really grateful.


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Jock Muscle Posts


Jock Muscle writes about gearing up your mind for a better body.  Please check the post out and browse through their webshop.

Now, you can also get automatic email updates and RSS feeds from the Jock Muscle blog.


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Locker room protocol

Maybe it has been my naiviety over the last few years but are gym locker rooms really that gay or is it because I have engulfed myself into the gay physce with the start of this underwear company that a whole new world has unfolded.

I feel like I see this whole new world of man-on-man sexual under current that exists.  I notice how some men take unusually long to put on their clothes, want to talk to you while you are undressing, or stare at you through the mirrors.  I never really paid much attention before but now everything is gay to me.  (By the way, why do my gay friends insist everybody they see walking down the street is gay?)

Am I just imagining this because I never noticed such behavior before.

I asked my non-hetero friends about guys at the gym and I have heard stories that my innocent ears weren’t old enough to hear.  However, could I capitalize on this?  Should I take extra long walks through the locker room sporting my Disco Valante underwear while sipping Jock Muscle shakes and accept those creepy comments from old guys of “I think your underwear is hot” and then drop a business card or company flyer in their hand?

Do anyone have any locker room stories of  bad protocol at their gym?  Any good stories to share with the DV blog readers?

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Jock Muscle is here!


 Jock Muscle has launched today!  For all my gym rats out there, there is a new sports nutrition company like no other. 

Jock Muscle, a small boutique sports nutrition company, features an opening line of protein powders to help you achieve the body you have always wanted.  Marketed as a funky and ultra hip brand, Jock Muscle, appeals not only to your physical fitness but your superficial desire to look good naked.  Isn’t that what is all about?  The long hours in the gym, the dieting, and pushing your body to the limit and beyond…looking good naked. 

Supplement your workouts and dieting with Jock Muscle and you’ll experience results that will make your ex-lover sorry they ever left you.

Disco Valante will now be getting all its workout tips exclusively from Jock Muscle and their blog.  Please visit Jock Muscle, buy lots of protein, and get your body sexier than ever!

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