You’ve just purchased a sexy, new pair of underwear from Disco Valante and can’t wait to show them off on your next booty call. But when you do finally disrobe in front of your new “friend”, they cringe in disgust at the site of your unkempt caveman pube bush.
Where have you been the last few years? The Tom Selleck (aka Magnum, PI) look is out. Nobody wants a furry wolf-man anymore. A smooth swimmer body is what’s “in”.
It can be scary to wield a sharp razor around your “one eyed warrior” but it is a necessary evil with today’s grooming standards. Use electric clippers as a substitute for a razor.
But why should you trim your pubic hair? First of all (and perhaps the best reason), trimming your pubic hair can make your erection look huge. But, of course you wouldn’t care about that. Don’t forget about hygiene. Your whole area will be cleaner, smell better, and be much more inviting. And of course, general sexiness!
The benefits of having a shaved pubic area will be apparent straight away!
Any tips or comments fellas?
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